So, I don’t want to come off like a right prat- but ive often been described as a grandma. Not because of my horrible posture, but more because ive always carried myself as someone who can be described as mature or “wise”. *cringe*. I know, I know, wise people do not say that they are wise, and trust me I do not think I am. I do not at all claim to know it all or even remotely have my shit together. But I do have reason, and common sense, and a modicum of empathy. These traits combined have made me the go-to-person for a lot of my friends, and even random strangers questions, conundrums, and general woes for my entire LIFE.I fondly remember my adult brother’s girlfriends coming to tween me for advice.
As a child, I loved reading the Agony Aunt column of Reader’s digest and various publications. I remembering exclaiming “ I COULD DO THAT!” and. “I’D LOVE TO DO THAT” . So let’s try it on for size! If you need advice on something, and are comfortable with me answering it on this here substack page (I wont share anyone’s info/names) under a segment we will call “Hemmin’ and Hawin’” please send your conundrum to my email at THEHILLBILLYAFRICAN@GMAIL.COM with the subject “Hemin and Hawin” and I will answer when time allows. It can be about anything- Life, Love , Lust, Lice, Leotards, Leopards etc etc. Whatever you’d like my advice for. Be prepared, I may not have an answer, but we can have fun trying.
Looking forward to this!
Rootin-tootingly yours
Farai